Baa, Baa Black Sheep

Baa, Baa, black sheep, have you any wool?
Yes sir, yes sir -three bags full:
One for the master,
one for the dame,
And one for the little boythat lives down the lane.
Baa, Baa, black sheep, have you any wool?Yes sir, yes sir -three bags full.

Baa, Baa, white sheep, have you any wool?
Yes sir, yes sir -three bags full:
One for the master,
one for the dame,
And one for the little boythat lives down the lane.
Baa, Baa, white sheep, have you any wool?Yes sir, yes sir -three bags full.

Baa, Baa, striped sheep, have you any wool?
No sir, no sir -No bags full:
None for the master,
none for the dame,
And none for the little boythat lives down the lane.
Striped sheep, why sheep, have you no more wool?Oh sir, because sir -*pause* I'm a zebra!

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